Marty woke up at home with a huge hangover. He forced
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw
was a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the
side table. He sat down and saw his clothing in
front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looked
around the room and saw that it was in perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He
took the aspirins and noticed a note on the table,
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove; I left early to go
shopping. Love you."
He went to the kitchen and sure enough there was
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son was also at the table, eating. Marty asked,
"Son, what happened last night?" His son said, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asked, "So, why is everything in order
and so clean, and! breakfast is on the table
waiting for me?" His son replied, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"